Saturday, April 29, 2023

KW 17/23

 "生活... 不过是一个白痴讲的寓言故事,充满了噪音和欺骗,毫无意义"

"Life ... is nothing more than a fable told by an idiot, full of sound and delusion, signifying nothing."


 Vade ad formicam, o piger, et considera vias eius et disce sapientiam! „Geh zur Ameise, du Faulpelz. Betrachte ihre Wege und lerne Weisheit!“


Due to my heart beating the shit out of me this week, I got confronted with existential threat of death. The main source of panic derived from the thought of being forced to call it a day but not being prepared for this instance just yet. This made me realize once again the importance of clean underwear, a written will and access to it (at all times). Currently this would mean a gravestone with a QR code to this blog*.


*Its importance lies in the universality of its message and in the way it manages to convey emotions and, finally, provides the audience with an optimistic message without it being mere entertainment.





Saturday, April 22, 2023

KW 16/23

Keine Panik auf der Titanic. Hinterm Duschvorhang geht's weiter. Zumindest wenn man nicht gerade in Bates Motel aufwacht.
Heute wieder trotz guter Vorsätze alles vergeigt. Lunch-Paket im Kühlschrank vergessen. Nahrungsaufnahme um 20:48 dazu ein Glas Rotwein (Kunstblut) - weil das ja angeblich gut für die Herzkranzgefäße ist. Atme...

Saturday, April 15, 2023

KW 15/23

n/a für Leute, die vorm Ereignishorizont stehengeblieben sind. Got it? Call me through the cream! "What am I looking at? How much for ....a... b(ear)...low...job?" Unmask yourself for God's sake. Be humble! Confess!
I can read your mind anyway. I know what you're thinking. So, no need to hide. Let's get down to brass tracks. WHAT do you REALLY want from ME? Pain or painT? Cherish or perish (your vanity)? And dare you to fool me. Express yourself! Art-i-colore! Ähhh... weiss (nisch) b....rot.... bu-H-Tock..sss.. aber bitte mit S...with .. sugar on top....////Tuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt. 

Now..you might lightly dismiss "n/a" with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(shruggie). Drown your gutted core and continue numbing your pain at your local trojan belly bar...or: You could come out and face me. But: Don't waste the time I don't have! I'm not here for decoration. If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you to act accordingly if you want my attention. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Open your fucking heart!!!

The (amusement) association machine is working. Since being put in operation by solar energy at 09:38 sharp, it has been spitting out BITS and pieces. 5 hrs and 176 mins of random soul scraps, one after another; more or less tangible. The tangible ones include:
Shopping lists, to do lists, leaflets, brochures, random notes, bogies, dust particles that passed the cilia and various other substances containing traces of Metaphysik, Poesie, Didaktik, Ethik, Theoretische Philosophie...

In fact the whole (machine) room is flooded with (ephemera). Partly tokens, ready for consumption of some body. Whether it'll be a hoover or Donna Haraway... - the machine does not know. It's destined to breathe on paper. It transforms I into A. Thought into Art. It has been doing so for 2370 weeks and 1 day to be precise and it will proceed this way until malfunction (heart failure). The machine can't tell exactly why it works the way it works but it has been scientifically proven that breathing makes life on earth somehow more bearable...

Paper, Cover, Spine, Blech, sheet, Saite, Seite, Abfall, vibration, Schallwellen, Flimmerhärchen, destiny, god, love, death, antkind, (little white) toothpick, (in)digestion, divine intervention, comedy, drama, sound, vision...  It's all there - waiting to be assembled to something digestible. 

...Mhm...God Damn...this is some serious gourmet shit. What flavour is this? 

- Knock it off. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good this is. I know how good this is.

Saturday, April 8, 2023

KW 14/23

Perfectly aligned with Easter, I've been faced with two major obstacles again this week: Life and death.
Unable to sleep, unable to breathe, unable to perform life in ANY satisfying manner. Feeling like... the end of the fucking world is approaching. Again!
I mean, it's not just me but the whole concept of HUMANKIND that leaves me in utter despair like a D(E)AD joke.
I really wonder at what point GOD decided to curse me with an EQ of 281 (the highest level of reflection ever) while simultaneously making me unable to act in ANY kind of way. Its like giving Usain Bolt a body without limbs - along with the blessing: "Off you go"
The only explanation I have for this is him/her/it...sitting there...very much like me sitting here right now...bleary-eyed...after 6 long days of creation..inattentive for a split second...(whoops).. "slip of the pen"


Saturday, April 1, 2023

KW 13/23


There should have been an amazing feature film of an earthworm available here, but due to the poor technological possibilities at this point in time, we have to settle with this static placeholder for now.