Friday, August 22, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Day 11.280

What's the deal with people constantly asking me for money? I come out of my flat in the morning and am forced to take part in a hurdle race straight away. First hurdle: The train station. Before you even had a coffee, you get people making music that sounds more like the theme from 'Once Upon a Time in the West' really setting the mood for the day. But... I don't mind! At least they're trying to do something. And if you wish you can actually ignore them.
The second hurdle is already tougher: Coming down the stairs, a bunch of punks is blocking the way. Preferably sitting in front of supermarkets, cash machines or...on stairs of train stations, they ask you for spare change. And...don't worry...If you havent got any SPARE change ... they also take credit cards, direct debit or notes.
Finally I make it in the tube.
And..we're not done yet: A guy, gets his guitar out as soon as the traindoors have closed, letting the beatles turn in their grave by playing something that resembles 'Let it be'.
By the time I arrive at work, I am ready for a coffee and check my purse if I have enough money left for my lunch.
I'm ok. But hey..I ve forgotten..its birthday time! Right before lunch somebody opens the door, collecting for Biggys birthday. Who the hell is Biggy?!
So far the minimum expense for getting up is 6.30 Euros and I didn't even have lunch!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Day 11.274

Thursday...and I'm hopeful to make it to the end of the week without any other major incident.
Not that I have been superlucky or something this week...in fact, I've been suffering from severe back ache, walking around like my grandma. Her hand stuck to her back all the time as if she was born like that.
Anyway,let's stop complaining and move to the insightful part of this blog:

Treatments I found online.

GARLIC! Two or three cloves should be taken every morning. Additionaly garlic oil, rubbed vigorously on the back for three hours. This treatment should be continued for at least fifteen days.

For everyone who wants to meet up with people outside chatrooms alternative remedies include:
the application of raw potato, a steady intake of Lemon and slices of fruit

And for the physical fraction just one word:
Yogic asanas! I quote: Yogic asanas which are beneficial in the treatment of backache are:
Bhujangasana, Shalabhasana, Halasana, Uttanpadasana and Shavasana.

And exactly this is the reason why I cant be asked with Yoga!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Day 11.272

If coming up with ideas was as easy as finding negative thoughts, I'd never run out...
Hahaha!!!
Have been looking through Image banks for 3 days solid now.
And believe me... Most of them really suck! Especially gallerystock..
Enter any random word and be sure that lots of pictures come up but none is related to what you are looking for.
Getty?! Well..I have been looking for a simple paper tray NOT a
papertray with whiskey flasks, weights or a bra on top of it.
Image banks that try to be naughty really suck!!!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Day 11.264


Another monday! Luckily not too bad.
Had a fabulous lunch at the Italian...work has been ok-ish.
Yeah, I know its boring if everything just works..no drama?!
But wait...
before you close your browser thinking my life finally takes a good course and you don't have to come back ever again, I'd like to grab the opportunity to share one of my weekend dreams with you.
It was kind of like hitchcocks Birds but..with Hamsters!
Hamsters occupying a house.
Hamsters jumping on my head and
Hamsters digging their claws into my skin.