Just B-R-E-A-T-H-E... - god, this is f***ing bollocks! Do you have any idea what happened this week??? Well, let me paint you a picture: Dark, darker, the darkest...24/7 - freeze frame. TOO MUCH reality!!! Apparently the front-row of my ghost train went through hell and caught fire - changing the setting from "Somewhere over the rainbow" to "Apocalypse now"
Naturally, I am obliged to spare any body (whoever reads this) the details, as this motion picture is lightyears beyond an average FSK.
I just asked myself a kabillion times this week: "GOD!!! DAMN IT!!! WHERE R U?????? WHAT NOW????!!! I am slowly but surely losing my temper. How long is this purgatory gonna last?? How about a solution... or... at least some guidance on how to handle this... STATE??? May I suggest you offer a workshop??? Or... a coaching on "HOW to make Waterloo water-proof"?
Hellooooooo?!?! (Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door) Anybody home????? This is an Emergency!!!
OMG, I really can not believe that you can't be asked. U R so GOD DAMN lazy!!! Or maybe... you are still asleep...since that sunday you decided to fuck off.
However, you GHOSTING me is unacceptable and until you decide to hit me back, I ll take matter in my own hands. Yes, I will! And I'll start right NOW:
Right...what do I need for a block-buster comedy this planet has not encountered yet?
First and foremost: LIGHT!!!! Where the hell is the god damn sun? And I don't mean a tiny dim spark of an old match but: the strongest FLOODLIGHT available on the market. (Note to self: Fire Lucifer and look for a new lighting director) I can already picture it in front of me: Turned on it'll shine so bright, it will melt all evil to ground zero.
Oh yes!!! Just gotta find the GOD DAMN light!!! Until then: Keep calm and ... B-R-E-A-T-H-E
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