Day 12172

This morning I got terribly annoyed by the weather man. I don’t know if I can bare it any longer to hear about the weather -  GOOD weather in particular.
Is it me or is everyone just freaking out about sunshiiiiiiiiiine?
All these high hopes and optimism automatically generated when it comes to the subject of ‚good weather’ make me sick!
Are we super happy today? Yeah! Of course we are! The weather is/was/is going to be GRRRRRRRRRRREAT...- What else do we need? – Nothing!
Could anyone ever cope if it rained 365 days a year?

It might well be that I suffer from weather phobia. Apparently its a condition, where the prospect of ‚bad’ weather  (in my case good=bad weather) makes your heart pound, head spin and palms sweat.
The weatherman says: Everything is GRRRRRRRRRRREAT! Spring is coming, its getting warm(er), even hot! The sun is shining – the birds are singing - the days are getting longer - Yeahhhhhhhh!
I wanna scream: FUCK that!  You be happy! I am only interested in the next thunderstorm.
Or...Hold on! Am I a vampire?

Physical characteristics of a vampire:

• Pale skin
• Sensitivity to sunlight
• nocturnal nature: prefering nighttime over daytime
• Eye color changing with mood or for no apparent reason
• Heightened senses
• Quick reflexes (definitely!!!)
• Often feels hungry and/or thirsty despite an adequate food diet
• Extreme cravings for certain types of food or extreme cravings that can not be satisfied with food
• Often feel run down despite an adequate food diet and activity level
• Frequent headaches for no apparent reason
• Does not require very much sleep