This week A(K)I and me had the opportunity to escape the capital heatwave and spend a few days in quadruped paradise (at least according to the local conditions). Unfortunately though certain people are of such annoying nature, that even as a cuddly toy they’d be a horrendous nuisance.
It’s impossible to escape these subpar intelligent gossips, as they tend to nest in family circles like ticks in dog's fur. With greedy eyes they watch out to nip every trace of joy in the bud.
Thankfully I had planned to spend the majority of the time away from "pet cemetery", visiting the local outdoor pool. Then of course that got sabotaged, as somebody set fire to it (incidentally also causing a 2 million damage).
However... In order to make lemonade out of lemons and pay justice to the joyful nature that I am, I tried to remain optimistic.
That was before I woke up in the morning with a stye in the eye, leaving me with only one intact organ of sight, looking like a cyclop throughout the week.
Finally (a day before departure) A(K)I got a new haircut, which completely disfigured him. He now resembles an evil gremlin as it is apparently possible to remove hair in the wrong places. But at least this pays tribute to the idea that a dog should fit its owner.
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