It's A()I's 1st birthday today. Woke up just after 6am to an immense rumbling of 139 dB - (by the way, 120 dB is the pain threshold of the human ear)
Searching for the source of this rumbling/commotion/ruckus, I quickly came to the conclusion that it seemed to be stemming from the foot of my bed, where I eventually found _
What the hell _is that? An incredible natural phenomenon? A very hairy loudspeaker?
At first I couldn't believe that the noises were coming from this little cuddly toy. (How in this world...? After all, his stomach was just the size of a walnut)
As he laid on his back, I gently planted my hand between his 4 legs , as if it was a boat sliding carefully into the parking slot of a jetty surrounded by bollards.
and gotinstantly shaken by a massive wave, sweeping through me (sound waves/ rogue waves)
Of course, I couldn't believe it. Whale watchin without whales?
I questioned my perception and took action, asking Google what could be the cause of this_ Ausstülpung...
Whether the reason of this cosmic PROTRUSION/bulge
is Overexcited or ongoing love sickness (due to an encounter with the lady of his heart(5 times bigger than him)) - is hard to say.
A few seconds later the sound was followed by some retching, finally resulting in foamy liquid pouring out of his mouth onto his cot. Ayahuasca? F44.3?
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